Криптоактив: SatoshitCoin (SATOSHIT)

Stop fighting, Shits Out What the hell is this? Satoshi disappeared. He went to take a shit and never came back. Is he really gone? Look for clues rich in fiber on the public toilet wall. $SATOSHIT is the first meme coin created to commemorate emissions exceeding the white paper itself—a movement driven by intestinal peristalsis. There is no proof-of-work here. We only recognize proof-of-excretion. If you feel stomach discomfort, we strongly recommend adopting the squat strategy. If you enjoy the constipation brought on by long-term holding, feel free. Either way, this is gold—faith directly flushed out from the intestines.